The Breaking Point

Cocky or Cool?

Do it.

You know you wanna...

He Cleans Up Nice

Indulgence

Timothy had a rough night.  Timothy would have a lot of explaining to do.  Timothy wondered why he was referring to himself as Timothy.

We are Family

Hope it makes it to the fridge.

Hey...

What's in a name?

Get it?

Writing on the Wall

Alexander was noticeably upset that his parents had banned him from using Facebook.

Things That You Are Not

What is...

Wouldn't it Be Weird?: A Series

You think you have problems?

You probably do...

Skittles, Purge the Rainbow

The Last Man in Space

Deceptively Content: A Series

How Hip is Too Hip?

Huck is thinking about...

Self Serving

Flying in Style

Some people questioned Simon's decision to fly coach, but he didn't need luxury to feel like the King of the skies.

Wouldn't it Be Weird?: A Series

Precious Moments

Meeting the man of your dreams like this...

There's Only One Wrong Way...

To eat a Reese's.

Friendship

Rosemary's imagination had turned against her and what was once her loving best friend Unicorn, quickly became an annoyance who smoked too much and was very touchy. 

Playing With Fire

Once he had the sun all to himself, the Monkey King realized he had no one to share the warmth with.

Tempted by the Fruit

Jeremy was excited to receive the collection of German fruits and vegetables, but couldn't figure out who would give him a present. 

Still Waiting...

Oops

Foolishly Conrad had assumed that it was turkey bacon he was eating.  It was not. 

"What Sorcery Is This?"

 Quote and inspiration by DC Pierson

Epitaph Ideas

Bunny Blues

He had never much liked chocolate and children made him anxious. Come May, Charlie was ready for a drink and a purge. 

Party Animal

Stumbling back through the field, Colin tried to regain some of his integrity as he passed the other work horses, only to realize he had a unicorn horn fastened tightly to his head.  He sighed.

Panda Express

Francis' dreams of becoming a chef in America were still going strong, despite his harrowing experience when he first tried to slice bamboo.

Precision

Sam took out her frustrations with the rude people she encountered on the grains of rice... though she knew it wasn't their fault.

One Man's Box is Another Man's Box

Though he had his reservations about agreeing to the price reduction, Thomas believed the cat when she told him it was the best move in today's market.

Birthday Cards

I like to make them and any excuse to have a self-righteous, pun loving lion.

Animal Instincts

Timothy found that covering himself with a shawl made him feel less insecure.

The Corn Dealers

These are the folks John Stuart Mill and Lysias were writing about...

Theft Disguised As...

"Oh yes, here's the problem.  Let me just take that out and you'll be all better."

What else is theft disguised as??

Life was unbearable.

requested by prima sorella

Bubble Boy

Nothing is as glamorous as it seems.

Happy Mother's Night

 

Dance like you never gave birth.

Taboo Love: A Series

She's got the money.

Bunny Bandit

Rabbit habbits die hard.

Feliz Anything!

Everybody Loves Themselves

He pretends to be shy, but he knows he's cool.